Clive, Norman and Dougie at the Pundit Puppets desk in front of the studio's video wall

Three pundits. Real football. No mercy.

Every week Clive, Norman and Dougie sit down with the real results, the real statistics and the real quotes, and take them exactly as seriously as they deserve. The facts are real. The pundits are not.

The cast

Portrait of Clive Bramble, the host, in a dark suit and glasses

Clive Bramble

Host

The smart straight man. He reads the result, the statistic or the quote deadpan and sets the guests up for the joke.

Portrait of Norman Pike, the former referee, with a whistle on a cord

Norman Pike

Former referee

Unfiltered, unshakeable and unrepentant. Everyone hated him for his whole career, so insults bounce off him and come back with interest.

Portrait of Dougie Fairweather, the superfan, in a scarf

Dougie Fairweather

Superfan

The ironic optimist. Every week he adopts the club with the worst weekend and finds the positive in every disaster, so earnestly that it cuts deeper than criticism.

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